So I’ve come to find out our neighbor, Vanessa, is not just a “good family friend”, she’s my parent’s 3rd and it’s evidently been that way since I was very, very young.
This woman’s been walking into our home pretty much uninvited (and vise versa), I’ve spent hundreds of hours hanging out with her daughter (who I don’t even like all that much), getting dozens of gifts from this lady since I was 4. Never once did any of these people think it was prudent to tell me that she may as well have been my second mom.
When I confronted my parents their excuse was that they thought I already knew, which is bullshit because I caught them sneaking around to go play holy diver between Vanessa’s legs. Religious hypocrites were “concerned” that one of my friends is a lesbian, that I might be “turning gay for girls” or whatever, but my mom’s been laying with a woman and they’re all practicing polygamy. How am I supposed to take that???
Apparently my mom is more into women than men and my dad doesn’t like having sex so he just watches.
So great, my mom’s a lesbian, my dad’s a cuckhold, and my neighbor is my second mom. Glad that was all established when I was 19 and not at any point during the last 16 years.
So NOW what?
